You Are What You Eat

by wotto

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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We know a weird creature who swallowed this… thing

Nauseating, to swallow this thing

It swallowed this thing to catch the puffmonster
It swallowed the puffmonster to catch the ogre
It swallowed the ogre to catch the owl-beast
It swallowed the owl-beast to catch the ghost
It swallowed the ghost to catch the devilworm
He swallowed the devilworm to catch the fly
We don’t know why it
swallowed the fly, it
Has a strange diet

Wear this shirt: to the Old Country Buffet, and draw motivation from it.

Don’t wear this shirt: on the day your boss at the FBI sends you to interview Hannibal Lecter in prison. It will only provoke him.

This shirt tells the world: “What ‘Omnivore’s Dilemma?’”

We call this color: Brown the Hatch

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Features

Pantone Colors:
7499C - 1655C - 326C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 52.000s
First Sucker:
wissa
Last Wooter to Woot:
EvilKnevl

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 90% second woot
  • 10% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 56% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 90% bought 1
  • 8% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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You Are What You Eat by wotto
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.