You Chose Poorly

by Stiluk35

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3rd place in Derby #599 Schadenfreude!

man, what if YOUR head shriveled up into a hairy raisin every time YOU made the wrong choice? like, you ignore your GPS app and get lost, and then some old dude emerges from your back seat and goes, “you chose poorly lol” and boom, you’re pastrami face. or you forget to take the chicken out of the freezer before you go to work and then the old dude pops out of your sink and croaks “haha you chose poorly” at you before you disintegrate. we all make bad decisions sometimes, is all we’re saying.

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Features

Standard Brand:
  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Premium:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
13m 36.554s
First Sucker:
craniumboy
Last Wooter to Woot:
mythicunicorn87

Purchaser Experience

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  • 89% second woot
  • 11% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 4% one year old
  • 91% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 89% bought 1
  • 10% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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You Chose Poorly by Stiluk35
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.