Z

by Wirdou & Hartzack

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Anticlimax

Zombies? Pfft.

It's fun to think about the zombie apocalypse, you guys, it really is. It's fun to imagine the world being thrown into turmoil by an outbreak of some mysterious disease. But let's be honest: if there was such an outbreak, we'd squash it. Quickly.

Why? Because of all this zombie stuff we have now. Movies, games, TV shows, shirts. Seriously, when you see a zombie in a dark alley, are you going to walk up to it, saying, "Sir? Sir, are you okay?" No way! You're going to get out of there, go home, get your gear, and take to the streets, because you've been WAITING PATIENTLY for your turn to live out the Night of the Living Dead, or Dawn of the Dead, or World War Z, or whatever…

Except it won't go how it goes in those movies, because EVERYONE who's not a zombie will also be out hunting zombies, so the whole thing will be a wrap in, like, a half-hour. 

See, movies ruin everything.

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL - WL: 13.54”  x 12.76”
S, WM - WS, K12 - K8:  11.50” x 10.83”
K6 - K4: 9.00” x 8.47”

Pantone Colors: Black - 5787C - 7485C - 448C - 7762C - 5777C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 35.009s
First Sucker:
computermd82
Last Wooter to Woot:
zecmo

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 89% second woot
  • 11% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 79% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 89% bought 1
  • 9% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

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Woots by State

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Z by Wirdou & Hartzack
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