These anthropomorphic plant foods clearly have no concept of the food chain. Would they exhort us to eat more meat if they understood that the amount of plant matter consumed by farm animals far exceeds that directly eaten by humans by an order of magnitude? I bet they're too dumb to even read this.
Ends on August 5 at 12AM CT
Shipping will start on 8/7, by which time we hoped to have licked all the barbecue sauce off our fingers.