New Year's Resolutions

The trick with New Year's resolutions is to get your life to such a low point by December 31st that improving your condition is the only option. When you're an obese, malnourished, alcoholic libertine on New Year's Eve, any effort you put in the following year will yield huge rewards. You're welcome.

Ends on January 7 at 12AM CT

Shipping Information!

This will be the year we'll finally ship these shirts out by January 9th. You wait and see.