Much you have to learn
by Anna-Maria Jung
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Like ninjas, cats are bloodthirsty monsters.
Awwww. Cute cat ninjas! How adorable. There's nothing more precious than an obligate carnivore trained in the art of cold-blooded assassination. Isn't that wight, widdle buddy?
Look at him swish his little tail in that adorable little ninjitsu costume! Did you know that cat tails are designed to distribute their weight mid-pounce, so that slight changes in prey path can be compensated for? And did you know that some feudal Japanese ninjas slaughtered over 200 individuals apiece? How cuddly wuddly!
We may chide a cat when it brings home a dead bird or mouse, but doing so is in their nature. Really. Murder is part and parcel of feline DNA. They are DEATH MACHINES, PEOPLE.
Wear this shirt: to glorify Death's unyielding sickle.
Don't wear this shirt: if it's covered in cat hair or you'll be implicated in all those murders.
This shirt tells the world: "Death is a dish best served cold, in a saucer, with cream."
We call this color: Slate Your Bloodthirst
Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!
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