quality posts: 27
Wife: Do you really need all this junk?
Me: At least I don't ask you if it makes me look fat.
quality posts: 3
36 woots for shirts, most recent: 1/21/15: Fat Unicorn Remix (Pink) (L)
Member since 2008
quality posts: 4
what is that object? reminds me of bowling.
Razer Protone m250 Street-Style Clip Earphones (3), Razer Copperhead 2000dpi Laser Gaming Mouse
(shirt.woot) USA 2145, Floating Squishy, The Creative Thought Process, Aaarrrgyle, Unfriendly Locals, BFF, RAAAARR!, Apathetic in the Face of Certain Annihilation, Dino Wino, Angry Day, Sleeping Problems, Please Don’t Feed The Whatever That Thing Is, Loves Me
quality posts: 1
I will be proudly wearing these coconuts on my coconuts. And by coconuts, I mean melons.
My 10 Most Recent Shirt.Woots: Epic Battle; Just a Little Paint; No one left to play with; Calorie Burning; Tar Pit Painting; Otterrifying; A Simple Question of Weight Ratios; Rock, Paper, Dragon; Pup In Training; Fresh Cake
quality posts: 10
I'm gonna buy FIVE...no wait...THREE of these!
Bouts of Consternation:
8/17/11; 9/14/11; 10/12/11; 11/09/11, 12/06/11; 4/26/12
And right now.