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I wonder if he microwaved them first?
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.
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Ugh...I eat Peeps every year because they look delicious, and every year they make me sick. I think the same thing is happening here.
Even on a cloudy day, I'll keep my eyes fixed on the sun...
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Ok, I am not a fan of bunnies but this made me laugh. Silly rabbit, peeps are for kids!
"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."
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Instead of a Chocolate filled peep, a peep filled chocolate bunny!
My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.