Bandolier of Carrots

by Wootbot
If you’d never pay good money for this shirt, maybe you will for one of the other shirts we offer for sale. Click on the shirt name on the Reckoning list to buy it.

One time only! Limited release! Not available in stores! No rainchecks! Do not eat! You’ve heard the rumors…you’ve seen the prototypes…now this much-anticipated, never substantiated design steps into the glaring Shirt.Woot spotlight for the first (and probably last) time! It’s like a word filter you can wear! We won’t be offering an ongoing sale for this one – when it’s gone, it’s gone. What can we say? Carrots, like inside jokes, are highly perishable.

This shirt was designed by: a visionary who believed that there had to be a better way to transport our carrots.

Wear this shirt: so you can truthfully tell people that you finally got a BOC.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you plan to re-sell it on eBay. You’ll stretch it out and stink it up.

This shirt tells the world: “It’s a crap thing – you wouldn’t understand.”

We call this color: Bland Olive Color.

We're expecting it'll take us a few extra days to get through printing all of these shirts. If you pay for Overnight Shipping, it will ship by Tuesday the 28th.

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
M – 3X: 15.06” x 19.5”
S – WS: 11.29” x 14.62”

Pantone Color(s): – Yellow C – 151 C – 476 C – 470 C – 355 C – 357 C

Please check American Apparel's sizing chart for men or for women before you order. The Woot Tee, constructed by American Apparel, follows their classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.