Changing Sides

by Wootbot

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3rd place in Derby #223: Awkward Moments, with 587 votes!

Guys, guys! It’s me! You guys remember me, right? Oh, of course you do!

First off, I just gotta put this out there: no hard feelings, y’all! You always seemed like cool dudes. It’s just that, when I ate those power pellets, I wasn’t myself, you dig? It’s like this dark cloud descended over me and all I could think was, man I gotta get them ghosts! Don’t you see? It wasn’t me! It was the pellets! But I’m off that stuff now. Because I’m dead and ghosts can’t eat power pellets… right? Or can they? CAN THEY? OH GREAT GOD, I NEED MY FIX!

Whoa! Sorry! Just had a little… moment there. Anyway, what I was saying was, I think we can put the past behind us and just be bros, you know? Because, honestly, I really respect you guys. Like you Shadow – or Blinky, you mind if I use your nickname now that we’re friends? – it was scary to have you chasing me all the time, I could tell that you were a real go-getter. Or you, Speedy – Pinky, if I may – you always took me by surprise and taught me that life can be unpredictable! Bashful, Inky, whatever you wanna be called – you kept me on my toes. Whenever it seemed like I had you figured out, you’d change your whole routine! And Pokey-Clyde… umm… you… Well, it’s just a great group all around!

In fact, what do you say we throw down some Power Pellets together? First round’s on me! If you guys just show me where they are… like, now… like… LIKE RIGHT NOW! OH SWEET BISCUITS, MAKE THE POUNDING IN MY HEAD STOP! I mean… umm… Ha! I was just joking! I don’t need power pellets to get through the day… or anything.

So, by the way, who we chasing around here now that I’m dead? Ms. Pac Man? No?

Oh, Junior Pac Man? Now I get it: I’m in hell.

Wear this shirt: after you complete the 256th split-screen level. Ha! You fools! The 256th split-screen level is impossible to complete due to a glitch! Now, all of the shirt-wearing will be mine! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a sloppy dot eater.

This shirt tells the world: “I stand out from the pack, man!”

We call this color: black, like the stage on which the epic drama of yellow circle man vs. variously colored ghosts is set.


Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 12.00” x 5.90”
WXL - K4: 9.00” x 4.42”

Pantone Color(s): White - 102C - 144C - 231C - 032C - 2925C

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.