Time to slough off this holiday hangover and catch up on our Honorable Mentions! Here are our editors' faves from our most N-tastic Derby to date!
Every morning at 4:30am. Stupid birds.
Okay, we've officially zombified everything. Can we move on to lagoon creatures or something?
I think PopTarts are toxic to cats. And people.
But how did it get wrapped around the tusk?!
I've never encountered three identical tortilla chips.
I'm going with the Mario style.
Nature's actually pretty terrifying when you're stuck outside in the dark.
History's worst atrocities can always be made adorable.
We really should've seen the influx of Nyan-crap coming when we came up with this derby.
THAT'S what nightingales do? That's kind of bad ass.