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Derby #282 (Sleeeeeeeep): Honorable Mentions

by Randall Cleveland

Sleep's a beautiful thing. It's our favorite thing, in fact. Sleep's so great we asked everyone to give us their best insomnia-defying designs. Here are the editors' faves from Sleeeeeeeep

nighty night owl

nighty night owl

by ApeLad

Narcolepsy affects owls, too.

 
Bad Wake Up

Bad Wake Up

by wirdou

WAKE UP AND START BREEDING IN CAPTIVITY, YOU STUPID BEAR.

 
Painting Shee...p...Zzzzz

Painting Shee...p...Zzzzz

by patrickspens

Banksy never had this problem.

 
Fearless

Fearless

by dijay

This is actually kind of gross to think about.

 
Moon Song

Moon Song

by expo01

How do you play it, exactly?

 
Good Night, Sleep Tight

Good Night, Sleep Tight

by pigboom

The male angler fish bites the female and releases a chemical to fuse his body to hers, where he essentially becomes a parasite to help her reproduce. So life could be worse.

 
Ethereal Dreams

Ethereal Dreams

by odysseyroc

Is that a Jack in the Box head?

 
the little theatre of the night

the little theatre of the night

by kharmazero

Every night my head theatre shows a performance of "Randall is naked in his high school Biology final exam and he forgot to study."

 
Wild Dream (black)

Wild Dream (black)

by harzack

Not even in your dreams.

 
Late Night Readings

Late Night Readings

by letterq

Why would a whale have an anchor? Whales don't use boats.