High Flying Viking

by wootbot

Genius is rarely understood.

Pillage SMARTER, not harder!

"You guys! You guys, check this out! I've got a great invention!"

"Oh for Odin's sake, Sven, just help load the longship. We're supposed to be burning Europe to the ground!"

"No, I know! That's what my invention is for! Guys, this is going to make things so much easier."

"We don't have time for this, Sven."

"But guys, just hear me out!"

"No. Time. Get in the boat and grab an oar or else we're tying you to the bow like last time."

"Aw, you guys never listen to me."