Minor Modifications

by Wootbot

Snip, Snip

1st place in Derby #194: Science Fair, with 1018 votes!

Don’t worry about those judges, buddy. When they get to your project, I bet they stop the competition right then and there and pin that big blue ribbon on it. After all, you did a great job building that model solar system, with a little bit of help from your old man, of course, heh heh. I mean, just look at it, will you? The detail to scale, the painting of the planets, the way all nine swing around the Sun… I’m sure there’s nothing they could possibly mark off fOH CRAP.

Jimmy. Jimmy, listen to me. I know your mother and I have always told you not to run with scissors, but I’m going to make an exception just this once.

Wear this shirt: to a Pro-Pluto rally outside of NASA.  There'll be you and like four other people there, at least.  Party. 

Don’t wear this shirt: if you have any type of phobia concerning sharp objects being near balls.

This shirt tells the world: “Yes, I see you pointing at the seventh planet from the sun. No, I’m not going to give you the satisfaction of saying its name.”

We call this color: Cut To Black


Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 14.50” x 16.80”
WXL - WS: 10.87” x 12.60”
K12 - K4: 8.75” x 10.14”

Pantone Colors: White - 106C - 164C - 3255C - 7461C - 442C

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.