Remember when calling attention to your nerdiness was a BAD thing?
Do kids not get swirlies any more?
Congratulations, nerds. The geek have inherited the earth, and now skinny, pale guys with thick black-framed glasses are all the rage. Which is great and all, but we really would’ve appreciated this kind of freedom back in our day.
See, whippersnappers, when WE were your age you got beat up for being a nerd. It was a horrid epithet spat from the mouths of jocks, hot girls, and parents. You couldn’t just saunter around declaring your nerd-hood. You’d get punched, wedgied, purple nurpled, or something even worse.
And now you kids just walk around like it’s no big deal. You’re HAPPY to be nerds.
We’re glad you enjoy the freedom we never had, but take a minute to remember your elders, who fought the good fight and endured. We’re like the Rosa Parks of snark.
Wear this shirt: Pretty much anywhere, now. NO ONE CAN STOP YOU!
Don’t wear this shirt: If you’re not a nerd. Obviously.
This shirt tells the world: I’m heard! I’m a nerd! Get used to it!
We call this color: Ctrl+Shft+Asphalt
Design Placement: Centered
3X – S: 12” x 3.48”
WXL - K4: 9” x 2.61”
Pantone Colors: Cool Gray 3C – Cool Gray 5C – Cool Gray 7C – Cool Gray 9C – Cool Gray 11C – Black
Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.