1st place in Derby #603: Mother Lode!
ARE YOU DATING A NINJA? FIVE QUESTIONS TO KNOW FOR SURE
- what’s with all the ropes? if your date has a lot of ropes, you might be dealing with a ninja
- does your date silently nod appraisingly when you reveal personal information? classic ninja move
- does your date leave the restaurant via smoke bomb? uh oh
- does your date’s match.com profile list their occupation as “quiet assassin from feudal japan?” sometimes that means you’re dating a ninja
- is your date a sewage-dwelling turtle? we tried to warn you