It's not what it looks like!
M. Night Shyamalan on today's shirt:
So it looks like a normal athletic shirt, right? Typical font and layout. Just another Athletic Department shirt. Nothing special, right?
But wait! There's a TWIST! It's not a shirt for a SPORTS TEAM! It's a shirt for a debate team!
That's it, huh? Just a shirt that appears to be athletic, but is, in fact, for a debate team. Certainly, there are no additional layers here, correct?
INCORRECT! It is not a normal debate team shirt! It's a shirt for an internet debate team!
But another twist: IT WAS A GHOST ALL ALONG!
Wear this shirt: into the internet!
Don't wear this shirt: into the real world!
This shirt tells the world: "I have so many opinions, and I will fighter them... ineloquently."
We call this color: KELLY GREEN IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN LEBRON! JUST LOOK AT THEIR STATS!