Poison Apple

by Wootbot

You think Jobs is playing around here?

The man wears mock necks 24/7. He doesn’t play around.

Listen, Adobe. I come to you under a white flag to try and warn you: a little collateral damage like a dead JLA member isn’t going to stop this guy. He’s put out an iFatwa on all things Flash, and he doesn’t let a failed launch set him back.

You guys have to back off the digs in the press. Accept that the Church of One Button has decided you’re heretics and just, I don’t know, can you try a new business model or something?

Why can’t you just let this go?! Who has to go next? Grand Master Flash? Flash Gordon?


Wear this shirt: While using your sleek, sophisticated, extremely expensive-but-not-all-that-customizable computer.

Don’t wear this shirt: To Cupertino. Lately they haven’t been taking jokes so well.

This shirt tells the world: “The needs of the mock neck outweigh the needs of everyone else on earth.”

We call this color: Navy gonna be allowed on this platform


Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 12” x 4.2”
WXL - K4: 9” x 3.15”

Pantone Colors:  White - 7499C - 107C - 1795C - 425C - black

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.