You think Jobs is playing around here?
The man wears mock necks 24/7. He doesn’t play around.
Listen, Adobe. I come to you under a white flag to try and warn you: a little collateral damage like a dead JLA member isn’t going to stop this guy. He’s put out an iFatwa on all things Flash, and he doesn’t let a failed launch set him back.
You guys have to back off the digs in the press. Accept that the Church of One Button has decided you’re heretics and just, I don’t know, can you try a new business model or something?
Why can’t you just let this go?! Who has to go next? Grand Master Flash? Flash Gordon?
WHAT WILL IT TAKE FOR THE MADNESS TO STOP?!
Wear this shirt: While using your sleek, sophisticated, extremely expensive-but-not-all-that-customizable computer.
Don’t wear this shirt: To Cupertino. Lately they haven’t been taking jokes so well.
This shirt tells the world: “The needs of the mock neck outweigh the needs of everyone else on earth.”
We call this color: Navy gonna be allowed on this platform
Design Placement: Centered
3X – S: 12” x 4.2”
WXL - K4: 9” x 3.15”
Pantone Colors: White - 7499C - 107C - 1795C - 425C - black
Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.