Do you want to know what's going on with The Reckoning but are too lazy to click on the grueling series of links that lead there? We've got the solution for you: A Reckoning Recon! Would you like us to spoon feed you some lunch slurry while we're at it? Oh, you would?

By the way, you may have noticed some changes to The Reckoning. Now that we're offering a full catalog of past shirts, being "Reckoned" doesn't have the same doomsday implications it used to. However, shirts in the Top 20 will cost a bit less, so there are still HUNDREDS OF CENTS at stake.

The Top 20:

1. Procrastination University
2. Owlgebra
3. Shoot First
4. Consider Yourself Warned
5. After the Party
6. Indubiously
7. Wishful Thinking
8. Downtime
9. Forty-Two U.
10. Unstealthiest Ninja 3
11. The One Shirt
12. Headless Horseman
13. The Formula For Success
14. The Cat in the Box
15. Nevermore
16. Brute Squad Science
17. Know Your Moons
18. The Binge
19. Greetings from the Internet
20. Shy Pocket Monster

And here are the shirts doomed for slightly-more-expensivity, if naught is done:

1. Much you have to learn
2. Falling Dreams
3. Cluevetica
4. Kraken Bathtime
5. It Rose From The Gravy
6. Battle of the GODS!
7. Pandora's Box