Ring It Loud
Wedding fantasy or fantasy wedding?
Honey, I just want to say, I'm super happy that you're getting involved in the wedding planning process. But, well, about your idea for a Lord of the Rings themed ceremony... I thought maybe we could tweak it a little bit.
Now, don't get me wrong, I like certain parts of it. Having it in New Zealand? That sounds super fun! Getting all our friends involved? Great! You calling me your precious in your vows? Sure, the voice is a little creepy, but I appreciate the emotion.
The part where we're in costumes, though? That's a little weird. Also, I don't think anyone's going to want to sit through a nine hour ceremony. And no, we can't split it up and do three hours each year for three years. Honey, that's not how weddings work.
So, here's what I'm thinking: we do a Lord of the Rings wedding, except all the characters are in disguise as a normal wedding party. Because they can do that, right? Like shape shift and stuff?
Have I read it yet? Well... ummm... interesting story about that... No, honey! Hold on! Before you change your relationship status on Facebook, let's talk about this!