Rushed to Market

by wootbot


3rd Place in Derby #299: Programming & Coding, Editor's Choice!

Oh man, you guys! You should have seen the design before the error message came up! It was the best ever! Glow-in-the-dark, 3D, and had scent-activated! Oh, and it was long-sleeve, short sleeve, and a zip-up hoodie all at the same time. And not like, you could roll down the sleeves or whatever. The design was so awesome that it could sense how you were feeling and change the fabric to meet your desires.

And man, could that design cook! Seriously, the test shirt that we printed made us pancakes. And it was like, we didn't even ask it for pancakes. It just made them. And they were awesome! In fact, we all ate so many that we got full and tired, and decided to take a nap. And guess what? The design did all our work while we were sleeping! CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT?!

Anyway, we're sorry all you get is the error message. But you should buy it anyway.