3rd Place in Derby #294: You Be The Algorithm, Editor's Choice!
Come on, Shirt.Woot. As if, of all the animals who might develop science, sheep would be first on the list? They're not even the most advanced members of the Caprinae sub-family! They're not even the smartest animals in a typical barnyard!
And then - and then - not even sheep, but juvenile sheep? This is really too much. Sure, we all know about scientific prodigies (and some of us, ahem, were scientific prodigies), but no immature sheep has ever won a scholarship to a major research university. Get real, Shirt.Woot!
With deep outrage,
Dr. Howard Goat