For those about to nap- we salute you!
Let's put the "stay" in "stay-cation" this summer. I'm talking full shut-in! Let's not leave our house all season long. Think about how much money we can save on sunscreen! Seriously Sharron, let's just stay here. There are bugs outside! Sharron, listen to me. Let's just stay in. I really don't want to go out... No! It's not that I don't like you mother... It's not that at all. I just don't want to see her- because it involves... going outside! Don't take it personally. Just go without me. I'll be here. We can talk about going outside tomorrow when your mother goes back home.