Test Tube Baby

by Wootbot

The Chemicals Between Us

When they met, he was dating Florence Buchner.

She didn’t care about him either. One look at him, she knew he was low-form. But then, one day, they met by accident at the stir-bar. He had a few, she had a few, and the next day they woke up in the same sink.

For a week, she gave him the cold finger. But then, she noticed she couldn’t keep anything down. She figured it was just the baking soda and vinegar, but a few quick tests proved her wrong. It was clear as glass. And she had to make a choice.

She worried for months. But the first time she held her sweet little pipette, she knew she’d made the right decision. From now on, her party days were over. This test tube was going to grow up right. And one day, he was going to be holding the experiment that found the cure for cancer.

Wear this shirt: when you want to take someone’s measure.

Don’t wear this shirt: without proper eye protection.

This shirt tells the world: “Green and pink makes blue. Just accept it.”

We call this color: Brown Medical


Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 12” x 14.11”
WXL - K4: 9” x 10.58”

Pantone Colors: 7499C - 367C - 319C - 1777C - Black

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.