Blame It On The Black Star
2nd place in Derby #158: Physics, with 1003 votes!
When you’re hungry, truly hungry, it’s all you can think about. Your hunger becomes an idea so dense that nothing can escape. Couches look like ice cream. Cars look like steaks. Your best friend suddenly turns into a talking carrot. Yeah, that’s kinda awesome to see, but who can you tell? You can’t tell anybody because you’re too busy salting him and drooling like in the cartoons.
Hunger is a singularity that cannot be escaped. But c’mon, there’s no need to overdo it. At least pass on the Hawking radiation, they’re nothing but empty calories. That stuff’ll kill you.
Wear this shirt: when you go see Tron: Legacy. The people who get it will be very impressed. And the people who don’t, don’t matter.
Don’t wear this shirt: without first writing down your mass, charge, and angular momentum. It’ll really save somebody an awful lot of work later on.
This shirt tells the world: “I don’t think you’re aware of the gravity of this situation.”
We call this color: Navy Shift
Design Placement: Centered
3X – S: 13” x 8.75”
WXL - K4: 9” x 6.06”
Pantone Colors: White - 120C - 1635C - 333C - 7459C - Black
Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.