The Key

by Wootbot


2nd place in Derby #181: Mazes and Labyrinths, with 656 votes!

There are no signposts, no guides. “Right” or “left” have no meaning here. You will find your way by choosing “understanding” or “anger”, “kindness” or “cruelty”, “selfishness” or “compassion”.

In the beginning, you may find the maze easy to navigate. Do not take this for granted. It gets more difficult to stay on the correct path the further in you go.

Be mindful of your choices. Some you can take back, others you can not. It is not always easy to find you way back on the right path. Sometimes, it is impossible.

Learn to accept a dead end for what it is. Some mazes aren’t meant to be solved. Do not lose heart. You will be better prepared for the next one.

And just when you think you’ve found your way, you’ll find there’s much more maze ahead. Be brave. If you are wise and stay true to the path, you will not have to travel it alone for long.

Wear this shirt: while waiting for your significant other at the end of a Valentine’s Day scavenger hunt.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you find you and your significant other going in different directions.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m the Locksmith of Love, at your service.”

We call this color: Love In The Key Of Asphalt


Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 12” x 11.96”
WXL - K4: 9” x 8.97”

Pantone Colors: 601C - 136C - Warm Red C - 431C - 445C - 412C

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.