Thursday, March 02

Derby #593: Let There Be ART!

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Let There Be ART! 

Man (and woman) shall not live by cute or quirky designs alone. Thus, this week’s derby entries shall eschew all that is adorable or punny, in favor of that which is artistically awesome and on fleek (did we use that correctly?). 

Design DOs include things that are: Classy. Artistic. Thought-provoking. Humorous. Or not. Cool. Graphic or Typographic.

Design DON’Ts involve: Derivative works (no Starry Nights, folks). Cats. Cream tees.

Please email your art file when you submit your entry so we get it and you can get paid! $$$$$$$$ ok done. 

This Derby ends NEXT THURSDAY at noon. The 1st, 2nd, & 3rd place designs will be featured Friday - Sunday. Select designs will also be included in a sale that starts after the Weekend of Winners.

 

Next week's Derby preview - Darkness and Light

Sunlight and Starlight. Good and Evil. Chicken. Life is full of light and dark. So your derby submissions should be, too. And maybe we could try really hard to not ALL do Star Wars designs? Also, no cats or cream tees, please! ​

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Thursday, February 23

Derby #592: Celebri-Tee Lifestyle

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Celebri-Tee Lifestyle-

Roll out the red carpets! As an hommage to the recent awards season, this week’s derby is a celebration of the lifestyles of the rich and famous. Be clever. Be brave! Be bold! But above all, avoid actual celebrity likenesses (are you TRYING to get us sued?). Remember, only plebeians submit cream tees. ​   

Please email your art file when you submit your entry so we get it and you can get paid! $$$$$$$$ ok done. 

This Derby ends NEXT THURSDAY at noon. The 1st, 2nd, & 3rd place designs will be featured Friday - Sunday. Select designs will be included in a sale that starts after the weekend of winners.

 

Next week's Derby preview - Let There Be ART! 

Man (and woman) shall not live by cute or quirky designs alone. Thus, next week’s derby will eschew all that is adorable or punny, in favor of that which is artistically awesome and on fleek (did we use that right?). 

Design DOs include things that are: Classy. Artistic. Thought-provoking. Humorous. Or not. Cool. Graphic or Typographic.

Design DON’Ts involve: Derivative works (no Starry Nights, folks). Cats. Cream tees.

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Thursday, February 16

Derby #591: Secrets

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Derby #591: Secrets

Psst...wanna know a secret? If we tell you, you have to swear on Chuck Norris’s mullet that you won’t tell a soul. Promise? Okay, here you go: Our derby theme is Secrets! Just remember, only snitches submit cream tees.   

 

Please email your art file when you submit your entry so we get it and you can get paid! $$$$$$$$ ok done. 

The Secrets Derby ends NEXT THURSDAY at noon. The 1st - 3rd will be featured Friday - Sunday. Select designs will be included in a sale that starts after the weekend of winners.

 

Next week's Derby preview - Celebri-Tees: Star-struck by someone from the silver screen? A mega-fan of a melodious musician? A patron of a pop culture personality? Then it’s time to flaunt your fan-dom! This is your chance to design a shirt featuring someone famous (or infamous). Shoot for something they might actually wear. Be clever. Be brave. Be bold. But don’t submit a cream tee.​

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Thursday, February 09

Derby #590: DarWinning

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Derby #590: DarWinning - Darwin’s birthday is on February 12th, so we figured that he was the NATURAL SELECTION for our derby theme! Warning: anyone can submit their Darwin/evolution designs, but only the strongest will survive! Also, no cream tees in the gene pool, please.

 

Please email your art file when you submit your entry so we get it and you can get paid! $$$$$$$$ ok done. 

The DarWinning Derby ends NEXT THURSDAY at noon. The 1st - 3rd will be featured Friday - Sunday. Select designs will be included in a sale that starts after the weekend of winners.

 

Next week's Derby preview - Psst...wanna know a secret? If we tell you, you have to swear on Chuck Norris’s mullet that you won’t tell a soul. Promise? Okay, here you go: Our next derby theme is Secrets! Just remember, only snitches submit cream tees.       ​

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Thursday, February 02

Derby #589: First Contact

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Derby #589: First Contact - First contact with what? With the unknown? With the mystical? With tacos? Maybe. You were there, not me. Also, no cream tees.​ 

 

Please email your art file when you submit your entry so we get it and you can get paid! $$$$$$$$ ok done. 

 

The First Contact Derby ends NEXT THURSDAY at noon. The 1st - 3rd will be featured Friday - Sunday. Select designs will be included in a sale that starts after the weekend of winners.

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Thursday, January 26

Derby #588: Work

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Derby #588:  Work - Get to work designing shirts about work!  These could be snarky work slogans, cute animals (i.e cats)  in little business suits, whatever WORKS. Haha. No cream tees.

 

Please email your art file when you submit your entry so we get it and you can get paid! $$$$$$$$ ok done. 

 

The Work Derby ends NEXT THURSDAY at noon. The 1st - 3rd will be featured Friday - Sunday. Select designs will be included in a sale that starts after the weekend of winners.


Next week's Derby preview: Coming soon...

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Thursday, January 19

Derby #587: Love

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Derby #587: Love - Because Valentine's Day.  No cream tees. No Star Wars. <3

 

Please email your art file when you submit your entry so we get it and you can get paid! $$$$$$$$ ok done. 

 

The Love Derby ends NEXT THURSDAY at noon. The 1st - 3rd will be featured Friday - Sunday. Select designs will be included in a sale that starts after the weekend of winners.


Next week's Derby preview - Work:  Get to work designing shirts about work!  These could be snarky work slogans, cute animals (i.e cats)  in little business suits, whatever WORKS. Haha. No cream tees.

 

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Thursday, January 12

Derby #586: Psychology

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Derby # 586: Psychology - Why and/or how do our brains do stuff?  Make some designs that involve topics of psychology.  Stuff like optical illusions, common phobias, outdated theories, dreams, the subconscious, types of personalities, you get the idea. No cream tees. No making light of or poking fun at actual psychiatric conditions.

Please email your art file when you submit your entry so we get it and you can get paid! $$$$$$$$ ok done. 

 

The Psychology Derby ends NEXT THURSDAY at noon. The 1st - 3rd will be featured Friday - Sunday. Select designs will be included in a sale that starts after the weekend of winners.

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Thursday, January 05

Derby #585: Math

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Derby #585: Math - Create some designs containing some math...or maths. It doesn't have to be all numbers and formulas, but don't shoehorn a rhombus in there and call it geometry. No cream tees.

Please email your art file when you submit your entry so we get it and you can get paid! $$$$$$$$ ok done. 

 

The Math Derby ends NEXT THURSDAY at noon. The 1st - 3rd will be featured Friday - Sunday. Select designs will be included in a sale that starts after the weekend of winners.

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Thursday, December 29

Derby #584: Poetry Illustrated

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Derby #584: Poetry Illustrated - Make some beautiful and amazing (this is subjective) designs based on a poem of your choosing. It can be an illustration about the poem or something involving the text itself. If you use the actual poem in your design, it MUST be public domain. Please reference the work in your title and/or comments.  No cream tees. No Nevermore.  We already have that design.

Please email your art file when you submit your entry so we get it and you can get paid! $$$$$$$$ ok done. 

 

The Exercise Derby ends NEXT THURSDAY at noon. The 1st - 3rd will be featured Friday - Sunday. Select designs will be included in a sale that starts after the weekend of winners.

Next Week's Derby Preview - Math: Create some designs containing some math...or maths.  It doesn't have to be all numbers and formulas, but don't shoehorn a rhombus in there and call it geometry.  No cream tees.

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