Re: A Very Ugly Unbirthday!
Finally! A sweater shirt you can wear again and again and it won’t be weird. Perfect for every day of the year — every day, that is, except for your birthday. You should be wearing your birthday suit on your birthday. Be sure to check your birthday suit before you wear it as it tends to wrinkle over time. But thats a problem you can think about later; on a day that isn’t your unbirthday. Yes, for now we’ll just think of all the unbirthdays we have to celebrate and not about our ever creeping journey to infirmity.