moles1138


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GodfatherND wrote:You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with Last Posts and those who dig. You dig.



What we have here...is a failure to Last Post

daveinwarshington


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moles1138 wrote:What we have here...is a failure to Last Post

"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his Last Post."

GodfatherND


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daveinwarshington wrote:"Every time a bell rings, an angel gets his Last Post."



Do you realize that Last Post is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face?

moles1138


quality posts: 49 Private Messages moles1138
GodfatherND wrote:Do you realize that Last Post is the most monstrously conceived and dangerous Communist plot we have ever had to face?



Ash: You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? The perfect Last Post. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.

daveinwarshington


quality posts: 97 Private Messages daveinwarshington
moles1138 wrote:Ash: You still don't understand what you're dealing with, do you? The perfect Last Post. Its structural perfection is matched only by its hostility.

You don't understand! I coulda had class. I coulda been a contender. I could've been somebody, instead of a Last Post, which is what I am.

SkekTek


quality posts: 17 Private Messages SkekTek

Back after a 2 year absence, trying to steal a Last Post.

daveinwarshington


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SkekTek wrote:Back after a 2 year absence, trying to steal a Last Post.

SkekTek! Welcome back
Having a 2 year absence doesn't mean you get to have the Last Post!

moles1138


quality posts: 49 Private Messages moles1138
daveinwarshington wrote:SkekTek! Welcome back
Having a 2 year absence doesn't mean you get to have the Last Post!



You either.

LP

GodfatherND


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SkekTek wrote:Back after a 2 year absence, trying to steal a Last Post.



Skek! Boy, you missed EVERYTHING! Luckily, i took notes:

Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.

Last Post

daveinwarshington


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"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and... Last Post".

moles1138


quality posts: 49 Private Messages moles1138

"I see you shiver with Last...

moles1138


quality posts: 49 Private Messages moles1138

...Post"

GodfatherND


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moles1138 wrote:...Post"



Leave the Last Post, take the cannoli.

moles1138


quality posts: 49 Private Messages moles1138

Last post is people!

GodfatherND


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moles1138 wrote:Last post is people!



Klaatu barada Last Post

daveinwarshington


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Then close your eyes and tap your laptop three times.
And think to yourself, 'There's no place like Last Post'.

GodfatherND


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daveinwarshington wrote:Then close your eyes and tap your laptop three times.
And think to yourself, 'There's no place like Last Post'.



Last Post! Come back!

daveinwarshington


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GodfatherND wrote:Last Post! Come back!

I don't want to sound like a sore loser, but when it's over, if I'm dead, Last Post him. ...

moles1138


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We're going to need a bigger Last Post

daveinwarshington


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moles1138 wrote:We're going to need a bigger Last Post

Is this big enough?
LP

GodfatherND


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daveinwarshington wrote:Is this big enough?
LP



Do do do do do de do do do do do do do do do
Mahna Mahna
Do doo be-do-do
Mahna Mahna
Do do-do do
Mahna Mahna
Do doo de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!
Last Post

daveinwarshington


quality posts: 97 Private Messages daveinwarshington
GodfatherND wrote:Do do do do do de do do do do do do do do do
Mahna Mahna
Do doo be-do-do
Mahna Mahna
Do do-do do
Mahna Mahna
Do doo de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!
Last Post

Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann
Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann
Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann (take my hand)
Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann
Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann-Last Post

GodfatherND


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daveinwarshington wrote:Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann
Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann
Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann (take my hand)
Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann
Ba ba ba ba Barbara Ann-Last Post



Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Jude
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Jude
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Jude (Jude)
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Jude (yeah, yeah, yeah)
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Jude
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Jude (don't make it bad, Jude)
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Jude (take a sad song and make it better)
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Jude (oh, Jude)
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Jude (Jude, hey, Jude, whoa)
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Jude
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Jude (ooh)
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Jude
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Jude
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Jude
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Hey, Jude
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Last Post

daveinwarshington


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GodfatherND wrote:Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
...SNIP........
Nah, nah nah, nah nah, nah, nah, nah nah,
Last Post


Alright!

Number 9,
number 9,
number 9,
number 9,
number 9,
number 9,
number 9,
number 9,
number 9,
number 9,
number 9
Last Post


moles1138


quality posts: 49 Private Messages moles1138
daveinwarshington wrote:Alright!

Number 9,
number 9,
number 9,
number 9,
number 9,
number 9,
number 9,
number 9,
number 9,
number 9,
number 9
Last Post



I repeat myself when under stress.
I repeat myself when under stress.
I repeat myself when under stress.
I repeat myself when under stress.

I repeat...


Last Post

daveinwarshington


quality posts: 97 Private Messages daveinwarshington
moles1138 wrote:I repeat myself when under stress.
I repeat myself when under stress.
I repeat myself when under stress.
I repeat myself when under stress.
I repeat...
Last Post

I wish I had your good-luck charm
And you had a do-wacka-do,
wacka do,
wacka-do,
wacka-do
wacka-do.

LP

GodfatherND


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daveinwarshington wrote:I wish I had your good-luck charm
And you had a do-wacka-do,
wacka do,
wacka-do,
wacka-do
wacka-do.

LP



This is the song that doesnt end
Yes it goes on and on my friends
Some people started singing it
Not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it
Forever just because Last Post

daveinwarshington


quality posts: 97 Private Messages daveinwarshington
GodfatherND wrote:This is the song that doesnt end
Yes it goes on and on my friends
Some people started singing it
Not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it
Forever just because Last Post

I put a spell on you
Because you're a Last Post

moles1138


quality posts: 49 Private Messages moles1138

I'm 'Enery the Eighth, I am,
'Enery the Eighth I am, I am!
I got married to the widow next door,
She's been married seven times before
And every one was an 'Enery
She wouldn't have a Willie nor a Sam
I'm her eighth old man named 'Enery
'Enery the Eighth, I am!
I'm 'Enery the Eighth, I am,
'Enery the Eighth I am, I am!
I got married to the widow next door,
She's been married seven times before
And every one was an 'Enery
She wouldn't have a Willie nor a Sam
I'm her eighth old man named 'Enery
'Enery the Eighth, I am!
I'm 'Enery the Eighth, I am,
'Enery the Eighth I am, I am!
I got married to the widow next door,
She's been married seven times before
And every one was an 'Enery
She wouldn't have a Willie nor a Sam
I'm her eighth old man named 'Enery
'Enery the Eighth, I am!
I'm 'Enery the Eighth, I am,
'Enery the Eighth I am, I am!
I got married to the widow next door,
She's been married seven times before
And every one was an 'Enery
She wouldn't have a Willie nor a Sam
I'm her eighth old man named 'Enery
'Enery the Eighth, I am!I'm 'Enery the Eighth, I am,
'Enery the Eighth I am, I am!
I got married to the widow next door,
She's been married seven times before
And every one was an 'Enery
She wouldn't have a Willie nor a Sam
I'm her eighth old man named 'Enery
'Enery the Eighth, I am!
I'm 'Enery the Eighth, I am,
'Enery the Eighth I am, I am!
I got married to the widow next door,
She's been married seven times before
And every one was an 'Enery
She wouldn't have a Willie nor a Sam
I'm her eighth old man named 'Enery
'Enery the Eighth, I am!
I'm 'Enery the Eighth, I am,
'Enery the Eighth I am, I am!
I got married to the widow next door,
She's been married seven times before
And every one was an 'Enery
She wouldn't have a Willie nor a Sam
I'm her eighth old man named 'Enery
'Enery the Eighth, I am!
I'm 'Enery the Eighth, I am,
'Enery the Eighth I am, I am!
I got married to the widow next door,
She's been married seven times before
And every one was an 'Enery
She wouldn't have a Willie nor a Sam
I'm her eighth old man named 'Enery
'Enery the Eighth, I am!
I'm 'Enery the Eighth, I am,
'Enery the Eighth I am, I am!
I got married to the widow next door,
She's been married seven times before
And every one was an 'Enery
She wouldn't have a Willie nor a Sam
I'm her eighth old man named 'Enery
'Enery the Eighth, I am!
LAST POST

GodfatherND


quality posts: 0 Private Messages GodfatherND
moles1138 wrote:I'm 'Enery the Eighth, I am,
'Enery the Eighth I am, I am!
I got married to the widow next door,
She's been married seven times before
And every one was an 'Enery
She wouldn't have a Willie nor a Sam
I'm her eighth old man named 'Enery
'Enery the Eighth, I am!
repeat ad infinitum
LAST POST



Happy birthday to me Last Post

daveinwarshington


quality posts: 97 Private Messages daveinwarshington
GodfatherND wrote:Happy birthday to me Last Post


I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.

(Actually, this is one of my all-time favorite movies)

Happy Birthday GodfatherND
LP

GodfatherND


quality posts: 0 Private Messages GodfatherND
daveinwarshington wrote:I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse.

(Actually, this is one of my all-time favorite movies)

Happy Birthday GodfatherND
LP


Thanks! Halloween is a great day for a birthday. Someone is always throwing a party!

Last Post

daveinwarshington


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Patient: "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."
Doctor: "Next time, take off the candles."

Last Post

GodfatherND


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daveinwarshington wrote:Patient: "Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake."
Doctor: "Next time, take off the candles."

Last Post



A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.

Last Post

daveinwarshington


quality posts: 97 Private Messages daveinwarshington

Why did the mushroom go to the party?



Because he was a fungi.


LP

GodfatherND


quality posts: 0 Private Messages GodfatherND
daveinwarshington wrote:Why did the mushroom go to the party?



Because he was a fungi.


LP



My neighbor's lamb was going into cardiac arrest, so he gave it Sheepy-R.

Last Post

daveinwarshington


quality posts: 97 Private Messages daveinwarshington
GodfatherND wrote:My neighbor's lamb was going into cardiac arrest, so he gave it Sheepy-R.

Last Post

When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

Last Post

GodfatherND


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daveinwarshington wrote:When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

Last Post



For a charity event, I dressed up as Cruella de Vil, and I got 101 donations.

Last Post

Catherine3508


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Do you guys like UV Strip, black lights?
It can make fluorescent things glow in the dark.

olcubmaster


quality posts: 33 Private Messages olcubmaster
Catherine3508 wrote:Do you guys like UV Strip, black lights?
It can make fluorescent things glow in the dark.



I once had a fluorescent UV glow light made for stripping in the dark.

Last Post.

Sugar 'em up and send 'em home