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"Have you ever had sex in really cold weather?"

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"You're so little, you need to eat more, Damien!"

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"It's not the way I used to do it. I kind of like it, I'm still getting used to it."

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"Hey, I lasted for twenty minutes. And then five more after you let me in again."

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"It's going to be so nice today, I didn't want to wear any pants."

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"Is that your Squatty Potty? Did you bring your Squatty Potty to the office?"

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"I'm not very good at using my thing here."

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"I want to grab your thing."

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"If you come over here, I'll stick a fork in you."

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"It used to be tight. But now it's not. I've been stretching it out all week."

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"I can't see it, but I can feel it. It's soft! I wonder what that is?"

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"If you want to spend 5 or 10 minutes with us, we'll show you how it looks and what it feels like."

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"I have my vibrator on today, so I hope it's not obnoxious."

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"This floss expired in 2016. Do you think it's still safe?"

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"If it's long, it's wrong. Go with the shorter one."

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"I'm the I.T. guy, I don't swipe to get in anywhere!?

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"I remember the first time I saw a bagel. I didn't know what they were. I thought it was the biggest donut I ever saw."

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"That chart is going to save your a$$."

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"There is no level of complexity we aren't willing to drive into this thing."

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"If I could order her online... I'd order two of her. Ohhhhh, yeah..."

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"Did you get them because everybody knows you like nuts?"

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"I hope this salad doesn't kill me."

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"Now that he's on me all the time, I wish I went a little bit harder on him when I was on him."