"Have you ever had sex in really cold weather?"
"You're so little, you need to eat more, Damien!"
"It's not the way I used to do it. I kind of like it, I'm still getting used to it."
"Hey, I lasted for twenty minutes. And then five more after you let me in again."
"It's going to be so nice today, I didn't want to wear any pants."
"Is that your Squatty Potty? Did you bring your Squatty Potty to the office?"
"I'm not very good at using my thing here."
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