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Re: A tachyon walks into a bar



Science humor is my happy place.

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Re: I Don't Tell Dad Jokes



Hahahaha! Wearing this shirt in public seems like the perfect way for me to show my13 y/o how much I love her. She'd dig that, right?

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Re: Boba Fettuccine



Clever.

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Re: Never Gets Old



I have a NUT allergy, but can't help loving this, anyway. #dangerouslove

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shut up & take my money!!!

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benwyeth wrote:Was able to grab it from your second submission. Should be fixed now!



Thank you so much! I'll make sure any future submission will have it.

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simic wrote:Acraigl said the same thing!

I feel like having both eyes on the same side humanizes the bird more. Originally, the bird was cute and crisp. But it lacked the feeling of paranoia and distress to link it to Poe. So, it is a bit of a hybrid.



Well done, sir!

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Re: These 3 Guys



I'll add my compliments to the pile. Great interpretation of a classic joke, and a fun nod to Mr. Larson!

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MrBignell wrote:I live on a very German town. This would kill during Octoberfest.



It kills me now, and its late March! ;)

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Re: Fowl Language



What?! No comments on this one? You must all be chicken...

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Re: Bad Grammar Kills



Yep!

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Re: Anti-Gravity: A Novel



Hahaha! Love this, @acraigl.

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Re: No Joke



Well done, fb!

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Re: Rules are rules



*snort*

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Re: Dad Jokes



As a professional Dad joker, I approve of this message.

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Re: An exchange that will haunt them



Such a fun idea, @jasneko!

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Re: Why did the chicken...



Sorry-not-sorry, chicken. Crosswalks are a public space. Besides, you're too cute to ignore. :P

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Ben, always fun when staff comes to play for a bit. Appreciate you taking the time to comment.

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benwyeth wrote:Was able to grab it from your second submission. Should be fixed now!



I guess it was a waste of time. I had some friends over vote last weekend at my house and asked on facebook. I guess this caused votes to look fake? I just got the email that it's getting DQ if I don't have them take them back? I don't even know where to start. Plus my room mate was asking people to vote.

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benwyeth wrote:So good!



Thanks, Ben! That means a lot!.

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Re: Who is there?



Are you suggesting 13 will be making knock-knock jokes. Oh no! :-P

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schlegelse wrote:I guess it was a waste of time. I had some friends over vote last weekend at my house and asked on facebook. I guess this caused votes to look fake? I just got the email that it's getting DQ if I don't have them take them back? I don't even know where to start. Plus my room mate was asking people to vote.



If a bunch of new accounts are created to vote on a single shirt, in a short period of time, shenanigans can be called. While it isn't necessarily the case, the opportunity for cheating is always there, so this is something they enforce particularly stringently.

FWIW, Rick and Morty shirts have never done well here (simic said as much) so I was pretty surprised this made it to the fog so quickly without some outside help.

I understand this feels pretty shitty, but woot has to adhere to their own rules, regardless how new you are to the derby. That said, don't be discouraged -- keep submitting and participating. It's the best way to learn and grow.

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MuteMagic wrote:This one is my favorite!! The art is killer and so is the wordplay. Nicely done!




Thanks!

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acraigl wrote:Ben, always fun when staff comes to play for a bit. Appreciate you taking the time to comment.



I agree. Thanks for all the kind words Ben!

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Re: Brown and Sticky



At least it's not a toilet paper joke. Those are tearable!

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MrBignell wrote:At least it's not a toilet paper joke. Those are tearable!



I get flushed just thinking about it.

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benwyeth wrote:Haha! This was a staple joke in my family! Used to drive my mom crazy... she's still trying to ban my siblings and me from using "that crude 'B' word!" Lol... maybe that's why butt-themed designs always make me chuckle! ;)



I used to say this a lot too when I was younger and I love the picture!
Makes me giggle looking at that chicken butt every time


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MrBignell wrote:Great retro style! Is it to early to say I think this'll take it?



Fingers crossed!











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poopycakes wrote: I need this and I mentioned it in my blog



Love the blog. Thanks for including my design!











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benwyeth wrote:Well done, fb!



Thanks for jumping in the fun, Ben!











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Re: Never Gets Old



I love their expressions, lol.











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Re: Dad Jokes



Dad jokes, ftw.











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Re: Why did the chicken...



That chicken looks perfectly annoyed.











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Re: Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?



I love this one. It should have more votes!











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fishbiscuit5 wrote:I love this one. It should have more votes!



I agree, I love it!


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Re: Rules are rules


Excellent execution. Love it.




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Re: What do you call a cow that plays the guitar?



This shirt is hysterical because it's just a great illustration of a cow playing a guitar. I want it to print just to see how people would react when they look at it 😁


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poopycakes wrote:lols, gmv



Thanks, Poopycakes!

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benwyeth wrote:Hahahaha! Wearing this shirt in public seems like the perfect way for me to show my13 y/o how much I love her. She'd dig that, right?



Absolutely! I can guarantee she'll look back fondly at all the times you embarrassed her. Best to make as many memories as possible.

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simic wrote:Acraigl said the same thing!

I feel like having both eyes on the same side humanizes the bird more. Originally, the bird was cute and crisp. But it lacked the feeling of paranoia and distress to link it to Poe. So, it is a bit of a hybrid.



Bit of a "hyBIRD" :D
...oh nevermind. Cool design!