From the write up today-
I guess I snapped. It was easy to get my hands on him. I just approached like I was going to indulge his tickle-kink, and at the last second I seized him in one hand, slammed him flat on his back on a no-stick cookie sheet and thrust him into the oven.
Our Movie Genre! His tickle-kink, I love it!
He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. - Unknown