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brendan948725


quality posts: 39 Private Messages brendan948725

Chubby bunny.

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popcornrox


quality posts: 8 Private Messages popcornrox

PEEPS! (This is my enthusiastic voice, because there's sugar!)

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

Would that be considered cannibalism?

abramokids


quality posts: 16 Private Messages abramokids

So how many Peeps can YOU fit in your mouth?

sabru8


quality posts: 67 Private Messages sabru8

I spot a lone survivor.

Drakxxx


quality posts: 16 Private Messages Drakxxx

Elayne Boosler loved PEEPS. They were her drug of choice.


towerspace


quality posts: 12 Private Messages towerspace

Good grief. Shorten those ears, color it pink, and rename it the Eatser Piggy. I understand the gluttony too well. Junk Food Junkie was my favorite tune of the 70's!

CountDeeno


quality posts: 3 Private Messages CountDeeno

I always wondered why we have peeps around this holiday. It must be to appease the Easter Bunny. We give it peeps, it leaves us all of the good chocolate :-)

chrisprender


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You don't want to eat your Peeps all at once-- it's important to save room for the Cadbury Creme Eggs as well.

lonelypond


quality posts: 683 Private Messages lonelypond

Great I've lost control, how am I going to close my mouth look on the bunny.

zekecatz


quality posts: 213 Private Messages zekecatz

That rabbit is going to need a good dentist and an orthodontist; look at the size of those teeth.

loveengrey


quality posts: 5 Private Messages loveengrey

Oh no! One of them fell! Quick, 5 second rule!!!!

Quasiskunk


quality posts: 37 Private Messages Quasiskunk

Don't put the bunny in the microwave now!

streetwalkincheetah


quality posts: 1 Private Messages streetwalkincheetah

I do that, too, but damn. Showoff :P

chrisprender


quality posts: 312 Private Messages chrisprender

I count seventeen faces being eaten. (#18 is on the ground.) There are probably more stacked behind those, but no matter the number, I think we can all agree that it's probably too many.

C12aziAznBoi


quality posts: 0 Private Messages C12aziAznBoi

woot, should consider printing the caption on their shirts. Would definitely make it more funny, and easily understandable to people.

KAZVorpal


quality posts: 3 Private Messages KAZVorpal

I am reasonably certain that the teacher let the girls vote for the bunny's first name, and the boys vote for his last name.

And this amply illustrates what the Founding Fathers were trying to tell us:

Democracies are bad, republics are good.

regal8lager


quality posts: 43 Private Messages regal8lager

I wonder if he microwaved them first?

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

ElanorRigby


quality posts: 14 Private Messages ElanorRigby

Ugh...I eat Peeps every year because they look delicious, and every year they make me sick. I think the same thing is happening here.

Even on a cloudy day, I'll keep my eyes fixed on the sun...

bluetuba


quality posts: 60 Private Messages bluetuba

Ok, I am not a fan of bunnies but this made me laugh. Silly rabbit, peeps are for kids!

"You can't just dress a Minion like Spock, and add a caption that says "Logical Me". There's a prison for people like that. Below my house."

KidKobun


quality posts: 9 Private Messages KidKobun

Chuuubb....cubbbby buuuu...kneee.

aemely


quality posts: 5 Private Messages aemely

Silly wabbit, peeps are for kids!

mykie


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chrisprender wrote:You don't want to eat your Peeps all at once-- it's important to save room for the Cadbury Creme Eggs as well.



I think this is how creme eggs are made.

bluejester


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regal8lager wrote:I wonder if he microwaved them first?



That video was risky! Danboe has proven you should never, ever microwave a peep!

MathUhhhSaurus


quality posts: 59 Private Messages MathUhhhSaurus

Blegh...I always hated peeps.

Examine Bindle of Carrots.
What Bindle of Carrots?

dreamingstar213


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I wonder if the Bunny eats his peeps fresh or waits for them to get stale?

bluejester


quality posts: 602 Private Messages bluejester

Peeps shmeeps.

Once lent is over, I'm making myself a cadbury egg omelette with half a dozen of those suckers. Best part? I won't even have to cook it.

tomcall


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Did anybody ever do Peep sword fights? You put a toothpick in two Peep, one in each, and you face them against each other so their toothpicks are almost touching. Then you put them in the microwave. Whichever pops the other one first wins!

sparrowhawk69


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Bunny to everyone: Allow me to demonstrate how I can magically turn a bag of peeps into a box of cocoa puffs.

Sparrowhawk69

diehardferret


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His pose reminds me of that of the hunting dog in the NES game "duck hunt" when you don't kill any ducks. Oh the pain...

zikzak


quality posts: 27 Private Messages zikzak

What happens in your mouth after stuffing it with this many peeps, is the sugar equivalent of a post-tsunami nuclear emergency.

Midori


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I would buy this as a Baby Onesie in a second

efooter


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Peeps are like ... like ... like a good scotch, they mature with age. The most prized peeps are about 6 months old, and have a very distinct chewy texture.

This rabbit has no idea how to enjoy the finer things in life.

embracethestars


quality posts: 0 Private Messages embracethestars

I feel that this is the only way to eat peeps. Top it all off by tapping the box for the left-over yellow colored sugar into your mouth as the ever present "sprinkles on top".

woolysockofdoom


quality posts: 16 Private Messages woolysockofdoom

ferndaletiger


quality posts: 0 Private Messages ferndaletiger

omnomnomnom BUNNIES!!! XD

crusader74


quality posts: 2 Private Messages crusader74

This shirt is pretty cute...
Alas I cannot purchase it, not due to my income or because I dislike the design or color, but solely due to the horrifying memories of my childhood it resurfaces.

pamtha


quality posts: 14 Private Messages pamtha

Thanks for reminding me to go check out the Washington Post's Peep Show contest for 2011.

The things artistic people can do with marshmallow critters are crazy!

Mavyn


quality posts: 24 Private Messages Mavyn

Instead of a Chocolate filled peep, a peep filled chocolate bunny!

My speech is not parsing. I am speaking in ellipsis.