Did you know today is "Cyber Monday?" WHY NOT? Celebrate this meaningless occasion with us by constantly checking today's Shirt-Off for Krampus Eggs! And don't come back here tomorrow because after today, Krampus flees to the forests or a cave maybe and, uh. Hibernates or something. Anyway, we hope you had a whole lot of fun. xoxo.
November 29th, 2015
Les Miles is keeping his job and there are three eggs on the app today! Check the app throughout the day for succulent goodies.
November 28th, 2015
Our Krampus journey is nearing an end
Much like the plight of our dinosaur friends
Sure, sometimes it seems like they’re totally lawless
But for ninjas it’s just another day at the office
Krampus has searched every nook and cranny
And found a shirt whose likeness is uncanny
Outside the Shirt Catalog is where you’ll look
Find an egg hidden with gifts for the cook
November 27th, 2015
CLUES 1-3: On this retailriffic day, we're sending you into our Holiday Gift Guide to find some eggs.
November 26th, 2015
Today you'll find FOUR wonderful eggs on the app. Check the app throughout the day to snag one of these retail morsels. Just like the pilgrims intended.
November 25th, 2015
Three of today's eggs are hidden amongst our holiday sales which is TOTALLY NOT A WAY OF SENDING YOU INTO OUR SEASONAL RETAIL JUNGLE. It's just that Krampus is doing his holiday shopping today and a few eggs fell out of him while he was walking around. Anyway, good luck!
BUT WAIT!!! There's also another egg on the app! So if you don't get the tasty eggs hiding in our sales, you can check the app throughout the day for a mobile egg. Okay now good luck.
November 24th, 2015
Krampus is running amok in the Derby again! Take to the Derby and find all those luscious Krampus eggs.
November 23rd, 2015
CLUE #1: Sod aphorism
CLUE #2: Bitchin’ Aslan
CLUES #3 & #4: App! Go check the Woot app throughout the day for dewy delicious eggs.
CLUE #5: Starry Timber
November 22nd, 2015
Once again, we take to the app. It's that kind of weekend. Download the Woot app for Android/iOS and check throughout the day for moist, tasty Krampus eggs.
November 21st, 2015
The eggs are on the app today! Go look at the app! Keep looking at the app! Eggs!
November 20th, 2015
Start the morning with a design that’s happnin’
Remember the question that annoyed Graham Chapman
You found an egg, now things are looking up
It was hidden next to that sacred cup
This next design is part of a series
We’ll let the pug handle your queries
You have to build your world, you’re never really through
Maybe pause to ask yourself “What would Cthulhu do?”
By now you’re prolly thinking “Yarrr, ShirtWoot’s all loonies”
So we’re gonna point you in the direction of the Goonies
November 19th, 2015
CLUE #1: carry eucalyptus
ANSWER: Marsupial in my pocket
CLUE #2: feline lucas
ANSWER: Star Cats
CLUE #3: lantern glow
ANSWER: Infinity Plus One
CLUE #4: Egg on the app! Egg on the app! Check the app throughout the day for a crunchy Krampus Egg with a gooey center!
To find this egg, look for Woot’s secret crew
In which Scott inquires about friends who say “mew.”
ANSWER: Community: Wootilati: What's your cat doing today?
November 18th, 2015
Krampus is running amok in the Derby again! Check out the Derby page to find some sweet sexy Krampus eggs!
November 17th, 2015
Couplets are back and that ain’t no bummer
Go find a shirt that celebrates slumber
Krampus has laid another egg on the app! Download the Woot app for iOS or Android because sometime today there’ll be a sweet slimy egg with something awesome inside WAITING FOR YOU TO SNATCH IT UP.
Here’s a design that you’ve seen here more than twice
But it’s a simple fact we’ve all got a vice
ANSWER: The Binge
Hipster culture the animals inherit
Waiting to buy an artisan carrot
ANSWER: Ironic Bunny
A community thread designed to showcase
All the unique chatter around the workplace
ANSWER: Everything But Woot: Overheard in the Office
November 16th, 2015
CLUE #1: Kitty Prepared
ANSWER: What's for Dinner
CLUE #2: Twee Monster
ANSWER: Release the Cuddlin'
CLUE #3: Puft Puppies
ANSWER: Gozer the Adorable
CLUE #4: Gandalf’s Shame
ANSWER: Delete you Fools
CLUE #5: Maury Knows
ANSWER: Paternity Test
November 15th, 2015
CLUE #1: Lupine Thwarted
ANSWER: Red Revenge
CLUE #2: Gracious Raiden
CLUE #3: Leporidae X-Ray
ANSWER: Run Away Run Away
CLUE #4: It's another app egg! Go download our app for iOS or Android and spend your Sunday frantically checking for a Krampus egg rather than watching the stupid Seahawks lose which is probably gonna happen because they're not very good this season and neither is LSU and we cried last night because the Tigers are ruined.
CLUE #5: Marshy’s Revenge
ANSWER: Melting Defenses
November 14th, 2015
ANSWER: My Neighbor's Forest
ANSWER: Deal with it
It's an app egg! Check the app throughout the day for a delicious Krampus egg.
ANSWER: March Gladness!
November 13th, 2015
ANSWER: Thanks Dad This is Great
THE REST OF THE EGGS WILL APPEAR ON THE APP. GO LOOK AT THE APP. LOOK AT THE APP FOR IOS. LOOK AT THE APP FOR ANDROID. KEEP LOOKING AT THE APP. THE EGGS WILL BE THERE SOMETIME TODAY. good luck.
November 12th, 2015
We’ll dispense with the couplets. Today, each clue is just a two-word description.
ANSWER: Listening to who
ANSWER: Midnight rider
ANSWER: Ghost story
November 11th, 2015
NOTE: you guys are doing so well, we wanna see how you fare with these shorter clues!
Hurry and find this egg, head for the hills!
You might be accused of tilting at windmills.
ANSWER: A distinct possibility
Cats are two-faced, we think you’ll agree
One part diabolical, one part twee
ANSWER: Plotting your demise
Even mercenaries commute, you can’t expect ‘em to hike
When they’re not scaling walls, they travel by bike
ANSWER: Ninja biking
It was on an orange blank and wasn’t well admired
But if you’re headed to the rink it’s practically required
It's another app egg! Download the Woot app and check throughout the day for eggy goodness.
November 10th, 2015
Krampus is running amok in the Derby again! Keep your eyes peeled for sneaky Krampus eggs distributed all upons the Derb.
November 9th, 2015
Krampus is old school, just ask the wizard
It’s the kinda stuff that predates Blizzard
A powerful egg and a short-lived fad
Meeting a superhero who is so bad
ANSWER: I have the Power Glove
One thing ‘bout Krampus eggs: They’re ambitious
But to find ‘em, be expeditious
‘Cuz they are gone before you’ve even blinked
Like short-armed dinos, they’re going extinct
ANSWER: Reach for the stars
It's another app-tastic Krampus egg! Download the Woot app for iOS and check throughout the day to snag a very special something.
When it comes to words you’ll never forget
Seek out that man who pwned the alphabet
An egg is hiding with the immortal bard
Give that dude credit b/c poetry’s hard
ANSWER: Shakespeare A-Z
Hey community, you’re the real star here
We hid an egg in the spot you hold dear
The locale of this one’s element’ry
If you follow your sensei: TGentry
ANSWER: Tips for new designers
November 8th, 2015
If you’ve lost something tasty, blame gravity
But wasting your food is pure depravity
So start the clock, you haven’t got much time
Before your morsel is covered in grime
ANSWER: 5 second rule
Krampus left more eggs on the app! Download our iPhone app and check throughout the day for luscious Krampus eggs.
To enjoy athletics now is so passé
Sadly most regard sports with scorn and dismay
But we say it’s a world of impressive feats
We’ll keep watching those hardworking elites
ANSWER: Go sports
About the universe we’ve heard many theories
But no answer has satisfied our queries
So this egg has been swallowed by a vacuous thing
It makes as much sense as theories of string
ANSWER: The back hole
November 7th, 2015
Rhymes have returned and so has Krampus
Hiding eggs amidst our virtual campus
This time, consider the classic virtue of chewing slow
The grass is greener on the other side of the rainbow
ANSWER: Fat Unicorn
This next Krampus egg found a shirt
Designed for those who like to subvert
Call it irony, derision or scorn
It’s the dogma whereby web comments are born
It's another Krampus egg on the app! Download the iPhone app and check throughout the day for a big glorious egg.
This is a discipline to which I’m devoted
Its pioneers and triumphs are frequently noted
But watch out for mishaps, havoc they can wreak
Leading to lasers, chaos and outcomes bleak
ANSWER: Consider yourself warned
To find the next egg, stray from the catalog
Instead I suggest you peruse the shirt blog
Regarding the post I can’t give you details
Just know a special announcement it entails
ANSWER: American Apparel is back and it's magical.
November 6th, 2015
Krampus is still on the move! Today he's squirting a whole bunch of eggs in the Derby! Check the Derby throughout the day to snag one of these sweet sweet whatever-they-ares.
November 5th, 2015
You guys are clearly having so much fun with the app stuff, we have decided to make today an all-app-eggstravaganza!! Also poems are hard! So check the app throughout the day for eggy surprises and good luck!
November 4th, 2015
There are many unique things about the 48th state
It’s hard to pinpoint one feature that makes it so great
Is it the flora? The fauna? Nope, that ain’t it.
Krampus says the cryptids are his favorite bit.
Answer: Arizona Jackalopes
We’ll keep this one simple: To find this next egg, download the Woot app for iPhone and look for the egg therein. Hopefully that’s not too cryptic.
We love masters like Monet, Renoir and Cezanne
But some believe BBC America has a better front man
So this egg’s hanging out in a different dimension
with an MD whose name we won’t mention
Answer: Traveling Impression
To find this egg, take a journey to the west
A legendary simian on an epic eastern quest
If you’re struggling to think, maybe go tao
Calm your monkey mind and start searching now
Answer: Sun Wukong The Monkey King
November 3rd, 2015
Hey, Krampus here. You know, I don’t always talk in rhyme. My partner says it gets very annoying. Of course, only *I* do annoying things. Singing in the car and leaving towels on the floor is, what, endearing? Our relationship is doomed.
Hey, so yeah, for the next egg, maybe go into the deep blue sea. I’m not CLOWNING around. I’m not FISHING for compliments. I’ve probably said enough. Anyway, good luck finding my brood. I’m off to couples counseling.
ANSWER: Grumpy Gills
Sports and nerd shirts rarely intersect
But when they do, the outcome’s just perfect
To find this egg, you can’t use your hands!
And it’s best to obey the overseer’s demands
ANSWER: Vader FB
To find this next egg, think like a sleuth
If we told you outright, it would be uncouth
But you’re gonna find it, yep, you betcha
Think of yourself as Shirt’s Jessica Fletcha
ANSWER: Murder She Committed
It’s no secret we’ve got a specialty here
When it comes to cat shirts, we have no peer
This egg is lazy but gives us a chuckle
you can find it hangin’ with Mr. Arbuckle
ANSWER: James Garfield
Is there life on other planets?
We’ll find out some day
Or maybe they’ll find us
in an unfortunate way.
Some brainy aliens
Will land on our turf
And embrace in triumph
as they conquer our Earf
November 2nd, 2015
Go nautical for this egg, and don’t do you dare wait!
Because only the best things come in multiples of eight
Think about oceans, the sea and its creatures
Those with perhaps the most unique features
ANSWER: The Iron Octopus
We’ll keep this one simple: This egg will be on the Woot app for iPhone. Krampus will lay the egg at a completely random time, so you'll have to check in periodically to avoid missing it! Pretend that rhymed.
I’ve placed this egg in the final frontier
I don’t think finding it will take a light year
But don’t go slow; you have to dash
To beat the competition with real panache
ANSWER: Space Racing Stripes
It’s a little known fact I love video games
For my mad skillz I’ve earned much acclaim(s)
This egg is hidden in an especially gamey spot
We hope this hint consoles you; it probably will not
ANSWER: Console Wars
Krampus eggs are a little like treasure
We hope they bring you a bit of pleasure
You can count on us to keep it Wooty
While you’re searching for Krampus egg booty
ANSWER: Treasure Island