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quality posts: 17 Private Messages WootBot


Poll: Are zebras real?
  • 0% - Yes, I'm certain 0
  • 0% - Yes, I think so 0
  • 0% - I'm not sure. I've never seen one. 0
  • 0% - No, I don't think they are 0
  • 0% - No, I'm certain they are not 0
0 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?


quality posts: 65 Private Messages PocketBrain

They're part of a government conspiracy to distract you from the deregulation of currency off of the Gold standard by aliens.

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quality posts: 4 Private Messages Marcusx70

Seen a few in a zoo. However that horse conspiracy theory is catching on.


quality posts: 397 Private Messages Narfcake

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They're at least as real as unicorns!

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quality posts: 19 Private Messages benjaminleebates

I like to scan them with my phone. Their UPC code stripes come up as canned ham, or pickled beets.

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quality posts: 98 Private Messages daveinwarshington


quality posts: 10 Private Messages ardubu

Zebra is the animal form of a Zulu?
(clarified: Police vs. Military tele-phonetic alphabet.)

Ah, the hell with it.