I dismiss the premise of a flat world as well as the classic “globe theory”! With absolutely no evidence of any kind, I have decided that the earth randomly changes shapes every 4,327.38 years (due to the current temperature, wind speed, and the fact that I just randomly pressed buttons on a calculator, with my palm... and possibly my face, when I thought it was a phone and tried to answer it...,this calculation could be off by a day or two). Currently, the earth is in the shape of a “banana” and is full of candy.
I will now put my fingers in my ears and say “LA LA LA LA!!!” If I can hear the proof that I’m wrong, than, according to my calculator, I must be 217.365% correct! Hey neat! I can type in “5318008” and it says something else when I turn it upside down 🤓🤪🤭