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quality posts: 17 Private Messages WootBot


Poll: Would you rather be a
  • 32.2% - cowboy/cowgirl 118
  • 20.7% - sailor 76
  • 10.6% - circus acrobat 39
  • 36.5% - dolphin trainer 134
367 votes

Well, how do you fare compared to the Zeitgeist? Chat up your fellow wooters and let us know how lame this poll was or what obvious choices we missed. For example: Was this poll a) STUPID, b) DUMB, c) POINTLESS or d) ALL OF THE ABOVE?


quality posts: 2 Private Messages WoosterRooster

A Circus performer of course!

Cluck Cluck

I'm Wooster, the Woot Rooster


quality posts: 3 Private Messages cainemarko

Since I was a Sailor already, I'll just stick with the water theme and go Dolphin trainer now.


quality posts: 11 Private Messages SurplusHP

Whichever one lets me wear the least amount of clothes.

If I'm a dolphin trainer can I go to work in a speedo?


quality posts: 64 Private Messages PocketBrain

I don't like pain when I cath.

Thanks to up-to-the-minute tracking, I don't track my package so much as stalk it.


quality posts: 11 Private Messages bblhed

I was a Submariner, all those other jobs are pedestrian.


quality posts: 21 Private Messages MrBignell
PocketBrain wrote:I don't like pain when I cath.

Bahaha! Classic. I need to make more John Oliver Tees


quality posts: 10 Private Messages ardubu

ET - Ohm on the Range Finder

Ah, the hell with it.


quality posts: 49 Private Messages moles1138


quality posts: 7 Private Messages maxikyd

I was a sailor for 20 years.
I got tired.
Now I am re-tired.



quality posts: 0 Private Messages bunkerville

Cowboycowgirl...well duh, we live on a gigantic cattle ranch in the of course that is my answer.