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1982: Ah hee hee!

by rushblume

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 01 - Oct 03
  • Express - Estimated delivery Sep 29
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Pixelated Young Thing

Hey, check out this little dancing figure, who bears no intentional resemblance to any actual persons, living or dead! All we know is that he or she appears to be wearing a style of jacket that was popular around 1982, for some reason. Beyond that, who knows? Between the low-resolution graphics, the fog of memory, and the ravages of excessive plastic surgery, it’s impossible to say who this thrilling little character reminds us of. And that’s exactly what we’ll tell the judge.

This shirt was designed by: Derby contestant rushblume, whom we hear has 21 zippers located in various places on his body.

Wear this shirt: if you put your sequins on one glove at a time.

Don’t wear this shirt: unless you are the one who will dance on the floor in the round.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m one in 40 million.”

We call this color: And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Asphalt For Getting Down.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 43% one year old
  • 41% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Woots by State

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1982: Ah hee hee! by rushblume
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.