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335 Woolloomoo Way

by kdeuce

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 17 - Dec 18
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If You Please, Draw Me A Sheep

1st place in Derby #47: Home, with 690 votes!

A dark and lonely planet or a shade tree and a home you built yourself? It all depends on your perspective. Maybe it’s just the boathouse for The Little Prince, but if sci-fi television is any indication, there’s something dangerous and powerful down there and it doesn’t want to be disturbed.

Sure, we’d like to believe the place is friendly and picturesque, but this isn’t some Star Trek episode. And doesn’t the whole place look like it’s right next to the interplanetary river? It might look pretty, but those river folk aren’t to be trusted. So if you want to play Space Deliverance at John Crighton’s Bait Shack, you go right ahead. We’ll be back on the main route, looking for a Sheraton.

This shirt was designed by: kdeuce, who is clearly some sort of anti-matter Thomas Kinkade. Maybe it was an alternate universe. Maybe it was some imperfect duplicating ray. All we know is that he or she is here now. And, really, we’re happy to have him or her around. It’ll keep those other jerkfaces humble.

Wear this shirt: when you want those goldurn kids to get off your property and respect your solitude. You goldurn kids!

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re trying to win first place in an ugly shirt competition. Because that would only work on opposite day! Yeah, think that one over, smarty pants.

This shirt tells the world: “As soon as the centrifugal forces cause those blowing leaves to coalesce into a small moon, the nights will be so romantic.”

We call this color: There One Was A Pilot Named Ray/Who Met NASA On Their Job Fair Day/He Went Up Into Space/Where He Was Replaced/By An Alien Colored Heather Gray

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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  • 5% one month old
  • 51% one year old
  • 36% > one year old

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  • 3% bought 2
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335 Woolloomoo Way by kdeuce
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.