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A Distinct Possibility

by DeadFrog

$19.00 + free shipping
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Not To Put Too Fine A Point On It

2nd place in Derby #138: Band Names Reinterpreted, with 983 votes!

“I gotta tell you, Don. I just don’t see it.”

“Hoo HOO, friend Sancho. Clearly, a spell has been placed upon your eyes to deceive you. For there in yonder valley I see not one, not two, but thirty or forty hulking…”

“Windmills, Don. They’re windmills. I mean, yeah, they’re really big, but still windmills.”

“But their arms! Tell me you do not see their long arms flailing about there in the distance.”

“Those are the spinning sails of the aforementioned windmills, actually. Can’t really say they remind me of arms at all.

“Really? You don’t think they might be…”

“Nope. Not in the slightest.”

“Well, maybe I’ll go down there and stab one anyway. Just to be sure.”

“Of course, Don. Have fun with that.”

Wear this shirt: while pondering how the sun works.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you continually refer to Istanbul as Constantinople. It’s not, you know.

This shirt tells the world: “Quixote Man, Quixote Man. Quixote Man hates Giant Man. They have a fight. Windmill wins. Quixote Man.”

We call this color: Minimum WHIIIIIITE!!! HEYA!

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 12.000s
First Sucker:
mrvokey
Last Wooter to Woot:
qmc0alpha2

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 59% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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A Distinct Possibility by DeadFrog
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.