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A is for Atlas

by ramyb

$19.00 + free shipping
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 16 - Dec 17
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Maybe Some Of These Are Spoilers So Look Out

Don’t worry, even if your state doesn’t allow gambling, they’ll still let you enjoy the alphabet.

2nd Place in Derby #79: Myths and Legends , with 862 votes!
A is for Atlas, a hard working guy.
B is for Bahamut, feeding billions if fried.
C is for Cerberus, the trinity dog.
D is for Dragon, counts gold all day long.
E is for Eris, she thinks she’s all that.
F is for Fenrir, on Tyr’s hand got fat.
G is for Gorgon, Jeff Lynne is her fave.
H is for Hades, where dead goth chicks rave.
I is for Icarus, warm, waxed and in terror.
J is for Juno, who knows Michael Cera.
K is for Kitsune, but only nerds care,
L is for Leviathan, you sailors beware,
M is for Minotaur, in a labyrinth, not maze.
N is for Nuckelavee, it’s Scottish, okay?
O is for Osiris, dude, c’mon, she’s your sis.
P is for Poseidon, knows all of the fish.
Q is for Quetzalcoatl, which is really quite odd.
R is for Ra, the cheerleader god.
S is for Sobek, aw, what a cute hat.
T is for Thor, but you Thorly knew that.
U is for Unicorn, ha ha, you don’t date.
V is for Venus, and she’s Vulcan’s mate.
W is for Wraith, behind his poncho hid.
X is for Xana, so watch out for your kids.
Y is for Youkai, superspryte might be fond.
and Z is for Zeus, probably doin’ your mom.

Wear this shirt: when you want to hit on that cute Folklore teaching assistant. No, we’re just kidding around. We know there are no cute Folklore teaching assistants.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a fan of a different alphabet. Just be patient and wait for Glagolitic Week to come around again.

This shirt tells the world: “I myth your chest.”

We call this color: We’re Really Kind Of Upset There Was All That Japanese Stuff But No Blacula

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

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  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


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Purchaser Experience

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  • 91% second woot
  • 9% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 5% one month old
  • 39% one year old
  • 47% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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A is for Atlas by ramyb
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