ABC America

by fishbiscuit5

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Royal Blue

Style Tee

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Fit

Quantity Limit 15 per customer

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Express - Estimated delivery Dec 18
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American as Drunk!

2nd place in Derby #450: Freedom with 159 votes

Sorry boss, can't work today. I'm going to a baseball game. And there's nothing you can do to stop me. Why? Because this is America, and it's my constitutional right to go to baseball game whenever I gosh darn please.

What's that you say? There's nothing about baseball in the constitution? Well, I disagree with you. Freedom of speech. Everyone's entitled to their opinion.

You see, as an American, it's my constitutional right to refer to my constitutional rights without ever having read the constitution. You don't believe me? Just read the constitution. Or don't. It's in there. Or it's not. Either way, it's true!

The thing about the constitution is that it was written before control-f. So if you want to know if something is in the Constitution, you have to read the whole Constitution, and as an American, it's my constitutional right not to have to do that.

Now make me some apple pie, please! I'm famished.

What did you say? No??? Whoa, whoa, whoa! This is America, boss, and it's the constitution that a man may demand apple pie at any time, the constitution in my head that is, which is the real Constitution, per the real Constitution, in my opinion.

Why is the room spinning?

Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: Honduras
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats Snapshot

Quantity Breakdown

83% bought 1
13% bought 2
5% bought 3 or more

Speed to First Woot:: 1m 54.550s

First Sucker:: Narfcake

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 1m 54.550s

First Sucker:: Narfcake

Last Wooter to Woot:: goldie070650

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
83% second woot
17% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

4% joined today
1% one week old
1% one month old
8% one year old
86% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

83% bought 1
13% bought 2
5% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
4%	5%	3%	1%	2%	3%	6%	9%	8%	9%	7%	6%	5%	3%	3%	4%	3%	4%	2%	3%	2%	2%	3%	3%

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
11%	4%	10%	3%	2%	64%	5%

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