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After the Party

by Spiritgreen

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
New
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Mar 01 - Mar 03
  • Express - Estimated delivery Feb 28
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members
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Welcome to Dragonville Municipal Waste Systems

1st place in Derby #275: I Recycle, with 344 votes!

Welcome to the neighborhood, current [Cave #304] occupant! We at Dragonville Municipal Waste Systems are happy to be your new waste disposal provider. We're sure you'll enjoy unparalleled service for all your human-knight disposal needs.

Before you begin disposing of your human remains, we would like to cover a few guidelines.

  • Always recycle steel, bronze, and tin armor. However, splint mail, hide armor, and studded leather armor should NOT be placed in recycling bins. A useful mnemonic device: "If it's shiny, recycle it, spiny! If it's brown, burn it down."
  • Please separate your humans into their appropriate bins. These are: Hair, skin, bones, organs, and gunk. Remember: Gunk is mostly red, and organs are gross looking. Teeth and bones can go in the same bin.
  • Human garbage collection is once every two weeks. If your bin begins to smell, scorch it with your fire breath. This should halt any decomposition that may be occurring.

Thanks again, and welcome to the neighborhood.

-DMWS

Wear this shirt: to protect against chafing right before you're slain.

Don't wear this shirt: on alternating Tuesdays, Wednesdays, or Saturdays.

This shirt tells the world: "Grisly is the new cute."

We call this color: Aw man, the raccoons scattered spleens all over the asphalt again.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 31.668s
First Sucker:
beefstick
Last Wooter to Woot:
Wooter191328776

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 17% one year old
  • 67% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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