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All Bark, No Bite

by Steven Lefcourt

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Oct 22 - Oct 24
  • Express - Estimated delivery Oct 21
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

The Dancing Hamster Must Be Hiding In The Underbrush

It’s hard being a tortoise in Meme Woods.

Of course, me and my pal, Harry, we were one of the original memes. Back before the Internet, it took forever for us to spread. We were in Bugs Bunny, in Popeye, I think we even did a Tom & Jerry one time. Of course, I was pretty Don Henley back then, so I don’t really remember everything we did. Being a meme back then, man! You were a rock star! Where’s the beef?

Now, though, everything goes so fast. You start out on Amazon, you wind up on Reddit, a week later they namecheck you on Saturday Night Live, and maybe, if you’re lucky, you show up on Family Guy a few seasons down the road. And then, boom. Everybody hates you. You’re lame. You’re for social outcasts and nerds and FM radio dj’s. All those fans you had are now laughing at the next big thing, and you? You’re no rock star. You’re rock bottom.

Used to be a tortoise like me, he could evolve slow and steady. But there ain’t no place for “slow and steady” these days. There’s either too soon… or too late.

Wear this shirt: because that snake is actually hanging off of… A PLANE!

Don’t wear this shirt: if it would make you too worried about that frog’s friends, Wise and Er.

This shirt tells the world: “Play me off, keyboard cat!”

We call this color: Asphalt Your Base

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 36.000s
First Sucker:
cougar78
Last Wooter to Woot:
thebradyouknow

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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All Bark, No Bite by Steven Lefcourt
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.