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All Seeing Eye Dog

by tjost

$19.00 + free shipping
Kelly Green
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 17 - Dec 18
  • Express - Estimated delivery Dec 15
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Every Hydrant Is Sacred

Come on, boy, roll over! Good! Now do Secret Handshake! Good boy!

So you got my message. Thank goodness. Okay, put this on and listen close, okay? There’s a secret about this shirt they don’t want you to know about and it’s important that you…

What do you mean who’s “they”? Dude, who do you think I’m talking about? Yes, the “Shadow Government” and I would appreciate it if you wouldn’t roll your eyes when you said it. Now listen, I didn’t ask you to drive out to this overpass for nothing, but I can’t tell you anything until you’ve got that hat on properly. Just mold it to your head, dude, seriously! You act like it’s not made of tin foil or something. Ok, are you ready? Because the secret I’m about to tell you concerning this shirt is…

STOP HUMMING THAT SONG FROM THE SIMPSONS AND LISTEN. What is with… Ooooooooh. I see what this is. They finally got to you, didn’t they? This was your plan all along, wasn’t it? Lure me out of hiding again and then hold me until your masters come? You TRAITOR. Fine, then. Maybe you’ve stopped me, but you can’t hide the truth forever!

Hey, uh, do you mind giving me a ride back to my place before your masters get here? My car ran out of gas about a block away. Thanks, man.

Wear this shirt: and laugh like you’ve got something to hide when someone mentions any Masonic connection.

Don’t wear this shirt: without your square and compass.

This shirt asks the world: “Who will help the widow’s pup?”

We call this color: New Kelly Green Order 

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA


Sales Stats

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Purchaser Experience

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  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 22% one year old
  • 64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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All Seeing Eye Dog by tjost
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$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.