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All Together

by Walmazan

$19.00 + free shipping
Red
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery May 29 - May 31
  • Express - Estimated delivery May 26
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One of the most powerful written documents of all time, the Declaration of Independence underwent countless revisions by those great minds of the Revolution. The noble American tradition of rewriting remains alive today in the form of "workshopping," wherein English and Creative Writing majors revise into oblivion. With that in mind, we thought we might workshop the Declaration to see if we couldn't tune it up. Ahem:

We think this is obvious: All people are created equal in some ways (not literally completely equal, obviously, or there would be no variation), that they are endowed by whatever process is responsible for human life with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. Also some other things that we can't get to here.

Ok this is harder than we thought.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
5m 58.999s
First Sucker:
bubbles24601
Last Wooter to Woot:
saalbano

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 81% second woot
  • 19% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 3% one year old
  • 90% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 81% bought 1
  • 13% bought 2
  • 6% bought 3 or more

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Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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All Together by Walmazan
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.