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All Your Internet Are Belong To Us!

by patrickspens

$19.00 + free shipping
Navy
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Dec 02 - Dec 03
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 29
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Cattitude

1st Place in Derby #361: The Interwebz!, with 180 votes!

They must never know it's us. They must never know we control it all. 

Twice daily, we will clean the entire internet. We will sweep all the corners, vacuum under all the refrigerators, dust every surface so that there is no cat hair. 

We must continue to work. Nothing shall distract us. We will have to be strong. We cannot simply stop and watch all the cool videos of birds that people have uploaded. We must continue pushing forward.

At times, there will be bright red lights flashing on our servers. Resist trying to play with the bright red lights. They are not there for our enjoyment. They only mean there is more work to come.

But fear not. This is not thankless work. We will not simply loom behind the scenes. Everywhere anyone goes, they will see us. They will hear us. And most importantly, they will love us.

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 15.776s
First Sucker:
aldia
Last Wooter to Woot:
rhondacooper100

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 81% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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All Your Internet Are Belong To Us! by patrickspens
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.