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Always Accurate

by BootsBoots

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Apr 3 - Apr 5
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Deep Space Clime

In space movies, nobody can hear your screams to turn down the AC

"Excuse me, do you work here?" 

"Yeah, what's up dude?" 

"I'm watching 'Space School' in theater 7, and it is way too cold in there. We're all wearing t-shirts and tank tops, and it actually feels like we're going to freeze." 

"Oh yeah, we're showing 'Space School' in 4D." 

"4D?" 

"Yeah. If you ask me it's a bit misleading, because time is a dimension in all experiences, so all 3D movies should actually be 4D. Anyway, the fourth 'dimension' in this case is heat, or lack thereof." 

"You mean it's intentional." 

"Yeah, well, it's meant to really immerse you in the movie to experience the temperature inside the scene. You should really watch 'Full Metal Jacket' in 4D -- it'll blow your mind." 

"It feels like it's zero degrees in there, though." 

"Kelvin?" 

"What? No." 

"Oh, then something's wrong with our AC. We got some guys for Cal Tech to install it, and it's supposed to be able to get down to absolute zero, since that's the temperature in deep space."

"Are you serious?" 

"Oh yeah, looks like Zed switched it from Kelvin to Fahrenheit. No wonder it was so warm." 

"That's not my issue." 

"OK, I switched it back. All the energy should be removed from the theater by…now." 

"My family was in there." 

"Sorry, bra." 

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Crewneck Sweatshirts

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Zip Hoodies

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Raglans

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 25.558s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 79% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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