An Unfolding Mystery

by tgentry

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Color Brown

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All You Need Is A Girl And A Gun

3rd place in Derby #100: Mystery, with 975 votes!

So. Let’s look at the facts. A boy is found dead. A man with a red tie and a dog is spotted by a woman in a Victorian costume. The mysterious key is nearby. The woman knows a man in a top hat who looks a little bit like Lincoln. Then there’s the mysterious fingerprint on the antique gun. An empty wineglass. Could the boy have been drinking? Did the fish in the hat cover his tracks?

The man in the red tie is dead. Found on a lamppost. It feels like we’re getting close. What are we missing? Was it in the library? The dinosaur bone? The man in the red tie loved that bone, he’d never give it up without a fight. But who would want the bone? A museum? A collector? The only person who ever was interested… oh, right, too soon for that joke. But who else cared? Wait… oh, it’s just Rex. Who’s a good boy, Rex? You want a nice treat? You want a nice bon- wait… wait, Rex! Rex! Don’t make it worse, Rex! Put that gun down! No, Rex, no! Bad dog! Bad-

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Wear this shirt: when you’re plotting against those damn cats we had yesterday. Except for Colonel Meowstard. He was the cutest widdle snugglyface!

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re watching the detectives. People will think you look so cute. And everyone keeps an eye on the cute ones.

This shirt tells the world: “YES WE KNOW WE COULD HAVE MADE THE CONDITION THE COLOR BUT SOMETIMES WE LIKE TO BE A LITTLE DARING THANK YOU VERY MUCH”

We call this color: You Don’t Want To Talk To Me? Tell It To The Boys Browntown.

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Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

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Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: Honduras
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sales Stats Snapshot

Quantity Breakdown

97% bought 1
2% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 1.000s

First Sucker:: charmed7h

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 1.000s

First Sucker:: charmed7h

Last Wooter to Woot:: Baileynbarnum

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
97% second woot
3% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

8% joined today
1% one week old
8% one month old
38% one year old
44% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

97% bought 1
2% bought 2
1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
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Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
4%	5%	3%	2%	2%	1%	83%

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