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Artistic Growth

by specsmachine

$19.00 + free shipping
Black
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Aug 23 - Aug 25
  • Express - Estimated delivery Aug 22
  • Free Express shipping for Prime members

Care and Maintenance

The instructions on growing this thing are a little… complex.

“Feed and water with inspiration and practice daily.” Really? I don’t know, man. I’ve got video games to play and an Internet to stare into aimlessly. And when the heck am I supposed to find time to go out with friends and complain about how I don’t create anything anymore? “Daily” seems pretty high maintenance.

And look at this part: “Show off to others periodically to gain both positive and negative feedback on your abilities, and adjust accordingly.” That’s sort of terrifying, don’t you think? It hardly seems worth growing if someone’s just going to tell me how much it sucks. Why bother even putting it out there for anyone to see?

You know, I think maybe these Pop Culture Dandelions over here are more my speed. They aren’t hard to find, their seeds spread like wildfire, and they basically choke the life out of every other artistic endeavor in the garden. Simple, easy, and perfectly lazy. Definitely a better choice.

Wear this shirt: as you stop to smell the roses.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you have a visual arts allergy.

This shirt tells the world: “Your party sounds great, but I should really stay home and get some painting done.”

We call this color: Fertile Black Soil

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for all those days (see every day) that you need to get shirt done! Our professionally printed t-shirts are produced in-house to create an experience you will never forget.

Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our t-shirt designs are created by the best artists in the industry. We know that the combination of our t-shirts, exclusive design selection, world-class artists, and quality production, makes people smile.

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Classic T-Shirt Fit:

This shirt is made for those of you that like a looser fitting shirt (classic seemed appropriate)! This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look Woot-astic!

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy t-shirt, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Fitted T-Shirt Fit:

Our fitted t-shirts are made for those times when you want to feel slimmer — or when you want to go out on the town — or just because you like fitted shirts 'cause you're slim and stuff. This t-shirt is made from the finest ring spun cotton to make you look fit-astic (get it?)!

  • Fitted T-Shirt fit (narrower shoulder and body)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz/yd 100% Combed ring spun cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 9.000s
First Sucker:
llaeli
Last Wooter to Woot:
Oblioski

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 26% one year old
  • 65% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Top Comments

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Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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Artistic Growth by specsmachine
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$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.